He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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