don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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