Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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