I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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