His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
