mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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