Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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