does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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