Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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