I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
