Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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