Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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