Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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