its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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