But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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