This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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