Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I wear drunk well.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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