That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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