I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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