who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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