i permit you to call me
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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