Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
this hospital has no fireball
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
