i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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