You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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