He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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