Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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