it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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