I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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