how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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