atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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