So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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