How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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