those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
