do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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