whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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