Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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