This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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