Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
