I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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