So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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