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(559): View more from California

kristin has been a bad kristin

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.

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(940): View more from Texas

You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.

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(301): View more from Maryland

dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!

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(561): View more from Florida

Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.

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