Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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