how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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