oh god the rape fog is back!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Randomize
