sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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