u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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