He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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