did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Pooping to opera.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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