Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We have so much sex to catch up on
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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