I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I need to stop coming to work sober
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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