Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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