Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
