I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize
