Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
