Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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