Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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