I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Let's get the cat blown out
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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