What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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