This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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