I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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