I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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